My NO LONGER trusted Honda

So, my trusted Honda Civic decided it no longer wants to start. Today I went out to get into my car, and it wouldn't turn on. Just what I need right now! Why do things wait to go wrong until John leaves? It always happens that way! Well, I guess this is another growing experience that I can add to my list. I think my list is starting to get too long! I'm done with growing experiences (at least for the time being).